Words with Assistants

Her: Have you seen Titanic?

Me: No, but I saw the movie.

Her: Shut up. Did you know that Jack and Rose weren't real people?

Me: ...yes.

Her: I didn't know that.

Me: You thought you were watching a NatGeo documentary?

Her: Shut up. I thought they were real people.

Me: They are. But their names are Leonardo and Kate. They are actors.

Her: Shut up.

Me: They didn't even have color movies back then, how could you not know it was fake?

Her: Shut up.

Me: I hate to continue this day of disappointment for you, but you should also know that Star Wars was totally made up.

Her: Shut up.

Me: Except Darth Vader was a real person. He was a passenger on the Titanic.

Her: Shut up.

Me: Sorry you're having such a rough day.

Her: Thanks.

Me: Your heart will go on.

Her: Shut up.